I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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