Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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