their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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