Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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