Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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