So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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