I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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