It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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