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(516): View more from New York

My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.

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(317): View more from Indiana

i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick

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(410): View more from Maryland

A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.

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and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.

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(559): View more from California

I queefed so loud it echoed.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot

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it's gonna be a great weekend

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(845): View more from New York

I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge

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(283): View more from Ohio

by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown

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(828): View more from North Carolina

That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.

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