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• (716): View more from New York

  I can text with my tongue

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• (760): View more from California

  I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.

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  haha i love mojitos

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  ya and i hate cabbage

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (940): View more from Texas

  She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday

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