i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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