the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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