the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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