How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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