Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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