We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
This is my gift to your gina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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