Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We got so high we made milksteak
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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