Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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