I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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