You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
