I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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