I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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