I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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