i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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