As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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