Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
There's even glitter on my cock...
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