did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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