SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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