it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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