But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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