I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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