just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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