Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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