So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You were trust falling into bushes
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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