Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You're like the curious george of whores
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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