Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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