My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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