I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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