"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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