You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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