HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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They took my balls.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
The uberlube is also flammable
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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