everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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