So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..