sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!