if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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