the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Randomize
