I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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