Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
