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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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