we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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