Pappa wants mamma naked
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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