i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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