Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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