Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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