he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm experimenting with sincerity
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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