It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
Randomize
