There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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