ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.