I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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