Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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