im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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