belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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