You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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