I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I'm both gender and math confused
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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